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Jessica Quirk Knows How To Dress In A Flattering And Stylish Way

Jessica Quirk, thinks you’re rude, inexplicably continues her “personal style blog” at What I Wore. Yesterday’s groundbreaking outfit – which Jessica called “sexy” – was wtf enough for me to need some...

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Monica Bielanko Makes a Stand For White Peoples’ Rights To Use Racially...

Monica Bielanko, fire tweeter, evidently thinks it appropriate to begin a race debate while posting about the Pacific Northwest’s latest offering to the world of hipster irony, white rapper MACKLEMORE...

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Wondering What Gift To Buy Healthy Tipping Point? Her Own Book Of Course!

In addition to her unqualified health advice, Caitlin of Healthy Tipping Point apparently thinks she can provide readers an adequate Holiday Gift Guide. Topping the list this year is none other than A...

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Instagram Will Sell Your Photos

A new Instagram terms of service update is causing internet wide freaking out. Apparently Instagram has announced that starting January 16th they have the right to sell your photos for commercial use –...

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Julie Will Tell You How To Talk To A Pregnant Person

Julie of “The Daily Julie”, pregnant, surely speaks on behalf of all pregnant women with her recent post “How to Talk to a Pregnant Lady”. Saying that “the questions you ask a preg are seemingly...

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Happy Lolidays!

Merry Christmas, hams! I figured I’d put up an open post so I could wish you all a happy holiday season and say thanks for being part of GOMI. Your occasional repressed resentment alternating with...

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Bloggers Celebrate Christmas, Internet Snores

Happy post-Christmas, jealous haters. Hope you’re all safe and well, and got some awesome gifts. Of course, nothing beats the gift of bloggers posting about their boring holiday, so let’s take a look...

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Brit Morin Will Use Your Ideas

Brit.co, the hobby horse website of some chick who married a rich guy, has a habit of using other folks’ ideas and passing them off as her own original content. Well, she’s at it again, this time in...

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The GOMI 2013 Year In Preview

Well it’s back to work for those of us with jobs that involve more than taking a picture of our breakfast for the internets. Before I attempt to be productive I thought I’d throw out some predictions...

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Cecily Kellogg Is Now A Financial Adviser

Cecily Kellogg, of “You Do Not Get A Say” fame  is now writing for Citibank’s “Women & Co.” delving out financial advice. Cecily details how she emerged like a phoenix from the ashes of almost...

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Dooce Heating Crisis Sparks Rumors Of Money Trouble

Heather Armstrong, supposedly can’t type ‘dude’, started people wondering about her financial state when she posted  last Thursday that she is now only heating small portions of Dooce Manor: This...

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Penelope Trunk Knows How To Pick A Husband

Penelope Trunk, marriage expert, is once again telling women how to be married. Trunk is instructing women to choose a husband based on whether they want to work or not. Telling women that they must...

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In Defense of GOMI

This post could also be subtitled “What GOMI Means to Me” About a year and a half ago I moved to France with only a boyfriend and a cat to call my own. I had no job and no social life with which to...

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Blogging Gurus Don’t Want To Sit With You

An op/ed post by GOMIer JalamityCane Every year I attend a big shindig for bloggers. It’s interesting to people watch there because you can see the people who are happy and enthusiastic to be there....

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Cupcakes And Cashmere Is Keeping Busy

Emily over at Cupcakes and Cashmere somehow found time in her hectic life to post an instructional video…about coffee table styling. We’ve had our coffee table (first seen here) for a while now, but...

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Thinking Housewife Says Birth Control Ruins Men

The Thinking Housewife wants men to stop submitting to the matriarchal dogma that allows women a say about the size of the family – because apparently men who are allowed to put as many babies as...

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Kelle Hampton’s Bathtub Baby Pic Freaks Out Instagrammers

Kelle Hampton, puts her kids on the internet, recently put her naked kid on the internet. The picture of her toddler eating ice cream in the bathtub was posted by Kelle on her instagram account...

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Klout Wants To Hire You And By You They Mean Bros

Klout, the arbiter of your online importance, is hiring. To help in their hiring efforts they have an awesome recruitment campaign: Yes folks, if you want to “bro down” and “crush code” all  you have...

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Online Fight Escalates Into Legal Battle Between Birth Bloggers

Gina of The Feminist Breeder, has haters and don’t you forget it, is apparently facing a lawsuit from another birth blogger. Dr. Amy at The Skeptical OB has informed the internet that she has filed...

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Mommy Bloggers Outraged At Privacy Violation

Mommy bloggers, first rule is never call them mommy bloggers, were up in twitter arms this week over a PR company peddling their privacy. Bulldog Reporter was apparently selling lists of their unlisted...

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